C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée
Dolorès is a prim, kind, and shy young woman, but today she's made up her mind: she wants to become a bitch!
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2 dates from 16 January to 9 April 2027, C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée plays at Watteau - Cite des Congres (59410 Lille), from €30.80. Tickets available.
Checked on 25 September 2026.
Overview
Dolorès is a prim, kind, and shy young woman, but today she's made up her mind: she wants to become a bitch! Alex, her heartbreaker friend, will show her the art and manner of achieving her goals... Witty tricks and biting comebacks will make romantic encounters a true delight. You too will learn how to get a man wrapped around your finger by being: a perfect bitch! A great end to the year, full of humour!
Author: Elise Ponti
Artists: Elise Ponti, Alexis Jarniac or Maxence Lemarchand
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Watteau - Cite des Congres
Watteau - Cite des Congres is a theatre located at WATTEAU - CITE DES CONGRES, 59410 Anzin.
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2 dates
| Date | Venue | Availability | Price | Book now |
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| Watteau - Cite des Congres | Tickets available | from €30.80 | Book now | |
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Frequently asked questions
Where does C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée take place?
C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée takes place at Watteau - Cite des Congres (59410 Lille).
When does C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée take place?
C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée has 2 dates in Lille. Next scheduled date: Sat, 16 Jan 2027, 20:00.
How much longer is C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée running?
2 performances of C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée are still scheduled at Watteau - Cite des Congres, the last one on 9 Apr. Dates can be added if the run is extended.
How much are tickets for C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée?
Tickets for C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée start from €30.80 (excluding booking fees). Indicative price, to be confirmed on the official box office.
Are tickets still available for C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée?
Tickets were available to book on the official box office at the last check.
How do I get to Watteau - Cite des Congres?
Watteau - Cite des Congres is located at WATTEAU - CITE DES CONGRES, 59410 Lille. Public transport is recommended; full directions are on the venue page.
How do I book tickets for C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée?
Tickets can be booked on the official box office, accessible from concerts.paris: https://concerts.paris/go/tickets?event=serie-c-est-decide-je-deviens-une-connasse-tournee-lille.
What type of event is C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée?
C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée is classified as “Concert” in the concerts.paris listings.
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